tsarwars:

hecklocki:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

thisistheusername:

biggeringlikemydick:

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie. 

“oh my god I’m never having one of those” I whisper tenderly to a baby